No naming & shaming, just sharing some of the funny things customers have said over the years:
“I know there’s nothing wrong with my scooter, it just won’t start”
“2 stroke oil, what 2 stroke oil?” (After 4 heat seizures and 4 rebuilds I asked him “What 2 stroke oil are you using?“)
“I don’t know what’s wrong with it. Since you fixed it, it was good for a few days then it stopped” (Answer: I’m good but not that good. It’s still gonna need petrol!)
“Ever since you rebuilt it, it’s too fast and aggressive!” (No parts were changed, it was just put together correctly.)